1. Was your father a thief? `Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

2. Look at the tag in my shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven."

3. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

4. Is there a Rainbow? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

5. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes

6. Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her that I found the woman of my dreams.

7. If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.

8. I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.

9. I was sitting here holding this cigarrete and I realized I'd rather be holding you.

10. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

11. Nice dress! Bet it'd look great on the floor next to my bed.

12. Do you want to see something swell?

13. I'm just like Milk, I do your body good!

14. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

15. Hi, I'm a hurdle, wanna jump me?

16. I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.

17. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

18. Lick your index finger and wipe it on your shirt, then hers, and then say, "How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?"

19. At the office copy machine: "Reproducing, eh?" "Can I help?"

20. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

21. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You reply: "Do you have the energy?"

22. (If she has kids): Say mother, want another?

23. You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.

24. Your face or MINE!?

25. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

26. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

27. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? 28. I'd look good on you.

29. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

30. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

31. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

32. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

33. My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.

34. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

35. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

36. I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? I know a few irish people that will love to put that line to use

37. You know what looks best on you? Me.

38. I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... On a Wednesday.

39. You don't sweat much for a fat chick. Charming

40. Do you believe in one-night-stands?

41. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

42. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

43. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

44. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

45. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

46. Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't think I recognize you with your clothes on?

47. You've got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?

48. I am conducting a feel test of how many woman have pierced nipples?

49. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

50. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

51. What's your sign?

52. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

53. "Say... Aren't you my cousin!?"

54. You smell! Let's take a shower together.

55. "Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here."

56. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

57. Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?

58. I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

59. Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what do you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire?

60. Would you like to see me naked ??

61. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours ??

62. Holding out two fingers say, "Why should women masturbate with these two fingers?" When they say, "I don't know", you say, "Cuz they're mine, sweetheart".

63. Hi. My name is {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it out later.

64. Excuse me, can I borrow your bra?

65. That Shirt's very becoming on you. I'd like to be cumming on you too!

66. Is your last name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get!

67. My tongue can do things drugs can't even do for you.

68. Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home... My, what a pretty dress!

69. "Hey, little girl, how 'bout a quick game of hide the weasel?

 

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